Ok so I did my laundry today. Who'd imagine, laundry at 9 in the morning. No line, man. Seronok gila. I used 10 washers for a half-full laundry bag. I don't go green, so?
Then I had a long nap (if you consider that as a nap). I heard a loud bang (it was a knock actually) on the door. Thought that was my roommate. I ran and opened the door. I was wearing you don't wanna know clothes. It's inappropriate for a Malay girl to greet a guest like that, you know. With kain batik wrapped around me. Imagine a ninja. Yes, that was me.
It was the fire inspector guy from Housing. I pulled up my kain batik and covered my hair. Then he asked "I'm here for Housing, and I'm doing fire inspection..bla..bla...bla..." I stood in front of him, trying not to let my hair out from the kain batik. I merely heard what he was babbling about. But then he asked "Can I come in? Is your boyfriend in the bed or something?"
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!
Dude, you don't have the right to ask that question lah. Pfft! Pfft! I know what he's thinking at that very moment. With a weird face, I answered "No, just me. And I'm a virgin."
From a glance, I could see him smirked. Dammit! I should've said something...more... appropriate. Ouh well, orang mamai didn't have the time to come out with best answer. I forgave myself for that.
Toodles.
p/s skipping classes is no fun.


5 comments:
*golek2 gelak smpai jatuh bangunan*
blondenyer adek sy niiii!!!
*call CSI*
lukis2 gambar mayat kt sekeliling body neesun. HOI DIAM LAH. mcm la ko xde blonde moment ko.
kalo ko demam mmg ko akan jadi blonde ek pao? hahaha. lawak giler!
it's just the matter of time before aku jd complete blonde asmaa. hahaha
OMG....i'm a virgin u cakap..hahahhaha...dlm erti kata lain inspektor guy tuh mesti engat u sdg flirt..gondolllll!;p..but still mamat tuh pon cam lain je tanye bf in the bed ke tak plak..pffffttt.
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