Sunday, November 28, 2010

Movies and cinema

I'm not a fan of new movies as I love getting free stuff on the net, if you know what I mean (I don't want to admit anything at this point but yes, I love free stuff. Who doesn't?). But when I'm out with bunch of friends, I can't help but to watch the movie in cinema. Well, you don't like being left behind, right? Plus, are you OK with wandering alone while the others are in the cinema? Exactly.

There are few reasons why I don't like the cinema (read: in Malaysia).

The lines to get the tickets are freaking LONG. And people are just willing to queue up for hours long to get two freaking tickets. Don't ask me why I was willing to stand in line for 2 hours in Universal Studio and Disney World. That's a different story. Yes, please do reserve your ticket beforehand. BUT. Online reservation tickets sucks. Big time. Don't ask me why I hate it. You can do phone call reservation. BUT, don't do it when you're super sleepy or else you'll end up reserving ticket for different show. Happened to me once, well, just recently. I woke up early in the morning just to make a phone call and reserve my tickets. My not too smart phone has a very super mega small keypad where I've had enough with it. So, I ended up choosing the wrong show. I was supposed to reserve 4 tickets for Harry Potter but I reserved Ngangkung instead. OH YES I FAILED.

Second, BABIES ARE EVERYWHERE. Kids, if not babies. OH MY GOD. Guys, babies do not watch movies. Their job is to sleep and be cute all the time. When you bring babies to the cinema, they will become a very little vicious monster that screams whenever they want to, and ANNOY everyone around them. Yes, monster. You don't read me wrong. KIDS. Guys, I understand if your kids are 6 years and above but 4 years? Why the hell should they watch Harry Potter? They should watch Megamind and laugh. Not Harry Potter and be sad about it. *is being unrelevant* But my point here is, make sure your kids behave in the cinema. This happened to me as well. A kid cried at the beginning of the show and everyone shot her/him a super hideous look. Like, get the hell out of here. We're watching the awesome movie here, hello? Yeah...

Third, the person sitting next to you. Sometimes they stink. STINKY STINK. Happened to my two brothers. They sat separately (don't ask why) but apparently they have the same experience. It's shocking when they said "Orang seblah aku mulut bau cam bangkai". We laughed hard. I did laugh hard hearing those. Oh well, my friend sat next to my left and a girl to my right was smelly too. I don't know what she did the whole day but she did smell like... you know, stink. Yes, people. We are not only watching the show. We do breathe at times. Most of the times. No, every freaking second. Oh my.

So yeah, that basically the most annoying things ever happened to me in the cinema. It turns me off everytime. But the third point is the WORST. Not only in cinema. Happened to me in komuter too. Well, early in the morning. I understand that. But I wonder, did those people brush their tooth properly? A little tips, brush your tongue. It's good to prevent the bacteria from growing in large number. And yes, it's the bacteria that give you bad breath. Little do you know it.

Oh well, I'm gonna watch movie again. Coz I won't let these things stop me from watching TANGLED!!!!!!!

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